Landin's Recipe for Turkey

Our local newspaper asked the kids at Landin's school to compile recipes for their holiday celebrations to share with the community; so Landin and his classmates each wrote up their recommended recipes and their teacher submitted them to the paper.

The paper didn't run all of the recipes, but we're figuring that they picked some of the more absurd ones to publish.

We believe this based on the fact that Landin's was selected (see below):
Can I just say for the record, he didn't get his cooking sense from me (wink wink).